and i eat men like air.


Grappling with the idea of temporal permanence, all the while the world is waiting to be saved on the next line.

Our young protagonist is a surprisingly genuine social justice advocate whose dedication to anthropology and sociology converts her naive excitement into bitter, aged acceptance day by day.

She enjoys finding a half smoked camel at the bottom of a pack, movies where the good guy gets ahead, stealing your pleather bomber jacket, and insomnia.

(i got 99 problems and they all bitches)


…did i mention i smoked a lot of weed today?

It’s like all of sudden everyone realized summer is almost over.  And some of my friends just got here!  So like immediately after work I get picked up and taken to visit a friend at work (we can’t wait til after work, apparently) and we eat and then go back to her house.  What is the only way we know how to socialize on westchester?  Oh hey there, lots of weed I am expected to smoke and rum I’m expected to drink.

Then I get a tour of 9th grade land of ex-boy friends from the town over and lots of coffee.  Then dropped off where I was supposed to go out again.  Chicken out—thank god my mom’s date is going well giving me a kind of viable excuse to not leave my house—am going to stay inside and finish Pokemon 3: The Movie.  Why is vinewhip so a conveniant move?  You can cut down stuff in the way or climb up a cliff or, like, get a beer from the fridge without getting up.  “Oh hey guys, it’s me, Bulbasaur.  Sorry I’m late.  Oh don’t get up, Charmeleon.  I can grab my own budlight from the fridge with these vines I can sprout from my back.”  Nobody appreciates how awesome that is.  Bulbasaur could be like a police officer and handcuff the bad guys.  “Not so fast, Team Rocket.  I am going to handcuff you with these vines I can instantaneously produce from this bulb I have a symbiotic relationship with.  I let it eat the parasites off my body and in turn it lets me bend its vines to my will.” 

Also, how stupid is Staryu?  “Oh, I am a metal looking star fish that can randomly float and also have a random gem as a face that maybe can shoot lasers sometimes?  When I’m hurt I look like a flower that hasn’t been watered in a few weeks.”  USELESS.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Staryu_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Also this exists.  It was the first hit when I googled “staryu”.  “Like most Pokémon, Staryu’s eating habits are unknown but it’s very probable it filter feeds considering the Pokémon’s lack of a mouth.”  Oh hey.  Someone cares enough about Staryu to make up a theory about how it eats.  Also, people who own staryu always name them, like, “flippy” or “cindy” or stumping stupid like that.  Staryu is a useful as Misty, who is useless.  (Brock forever.)