and i eat men like air.


Grappling with the idea of temporal permanence, all the while the world is waiting to be saved on the next line.

Our young protagonist is a surprisingly genuine social justice advocate whose dedication to anthropology and sociology converts her naive excitement into bitter, aged acceptance day by day.

She enjoys finding a half smoked camel at the bottom of a pack, movies where the good guy gets ahead, stealing your pleather bomber jacket, and insomnia.

(i got 99 problems and they all bitches)


fyeahthesimpsons: - What if you’re a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in Heaven? - For the last time, Bart, Yes! This is EXACTLY what Catholic School is like in town full of liberals, such as the one I was raised in.  My friend Anthony would be visited in his dreams by John Lenon at least once or twice a week, and felt that the only spiritual guru that could help him interpret Lenon’s intentions was my blind catholic school teacher.

fyeahthesimpsons:

- What if you’re a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?

- For the last time, Bart, Yes!

This is EXACTLY what Catholic School is like in town full of liberals, such as the one I was raised in.  My friend Anthony would be visited in his dreams by John Lenon at least once or twice a week, and felt that the only spiritual guru that could help him interpret Lenon’s intentions was my blind catholic school teacher.

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