February 2011
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September 2010
16 posts
it's by far the worst part of depression.
my own lack of control over my life and emotions is now officially starting to affect those around me.
ALSO GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BUDDHA CLASS WHY AM I EVEN TAKING IT.
bi-pole-her.
“She was beautifully adapted for life in another planet. But the natural genius...”
– Virginia Woolf, Night and Day (via fragorosamente)
August 2010
28 posts
little new yorker in a big city.
Chicago is big and scary and I apparently live in the ghetto now, my host informs me. OK, so it’s a student ghetto, but still she makes me shut my windows when I leave the house so no one will rob us. Really it’s obvious that I live in a fusion of gay and lesbian lifestyles. Julia leaves her copies of the New Yorker next to her Elrond action figures and le tigre albums; her side of...
“So I guess I’ll come over and fall asleep on your couch. We can watch the...”
– Julia
This is why she’s my best friend—always knows how to pull me out of a funk.
Thanks for showing me this, Sofia's Mom. →
thoughts on margaret meade
So I always see people citing the following Meade quote as their favorite saying or whatever: “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.” It was the motto for some org in my high school.
Anyway, I always read this and think how it is probably such an unfair sampling of the things Margaret Meade...
So long, childhood. →
i cried when this man died because i knew then no...
Liberal Crap I Don’t Want to Hear Again
by Kurt Vonnegut
Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?
Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?
...
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Misty just sucks so much.
Why would Misty only use water pokemon? That is not a viable pokemon strategy. Meet one electric pokemon and you’re fucked. Completely fucked. Jesus.
“USE TACKLE, STARYU.” Oh yeah, use the stupidest pokemon and have it do the stupidest pokemon move. Great training, Misty.
...did i mention i smoked a lot of weed today?
It’s like all of sudden everyone realized summer is almost over. And some of my friends just got here! So like immediately after work I get picked up and taken to visit a friend at work (we can’t wait til after work, apparently) and we eat and then go back to her house. What is the only way we know how to socialize on westchester? Oh hey there, lots of weed I am expected to smoke...
It's funny because Kagan sounds like... →
Is there anything a day of smoking can't fix?
Nope.
Take that, world. I’m going to ignore you and all your problems and drive around in my friend’s car—lolz @ losing my virginity to the straightest straight girl I know—and smoking all her weed for free. And getting free coffee. And coming home and cooking myself the best dinner and eating it. And still being kinda stoned for America’s Got Talent. And still...
All of our moms will have have tumblrs by... →
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“Being a virgin is a wonderful and precious thing to hold on to. As long as it...”
– -Jerri Blank (via damesyllabustphotog) (via fuckyeahstrangerswithcandy)
sundays
Today was a long but good day. Donor Day at work means me getting there two hours early and having to entertain board members and their children. My throat is raspy—THANK YOU MADDY FOR I THINK MAYBE GETTING ME SICK ON THURSDAY—and the impending arrival of my period made this extraordinarily amusing, I’m sure you can imagine.
At one point to entertain the kids, my boss had us...
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July 2010
27 posts
Captain America
The pajama ensemble I am wearing tonight is completely red and white and blue—a complete accident, believe it or not. But it reminds me of the time I dressed up as Captain American in a completely misguided attempt to impress Beautiful Eric. “Hey look, Eric, I’m Captain America! ohpleaselovemewhywon’tyou love me.”
Say what you will about how I woo my...
Virginity rates among students by major →